Category: Transcripts of a Madman

Toilet Brush Etiquette

“You know what I was thinking about?” “No, I don’t.” “So, my mom visited me at my place over the weekend. And you know how moms can be, right?” “Right.” “Anyway, she was like, criticizing my interior decoration. Do I look like some kind of like, you know, like, a fucking designer? Then, she went […]